March 8, 2010

Dear internet,
Have you ever started off a day really well, and then watched it turn into shit? You have??? I'm not the only one??? Really???

Today started out ok. I woke up on time...got to work on time, started getting things done..

and then...

Monday. You bastard. There was some screwy computer shit going on that just happened to be while I was with a somewhat bitchy patient. Not cool. Then the screwy shit migrated to the computers in the back lab. The computers that HAVE to be logged in and running or the machines won't work. Yeah? Well, too bad! Computers are being logged off and you can suck it!

So, we are waiting for the the computers to come back up, when the courier brings the afternoon fuckload of work. 37 bags of specimens. THIRTY SEVEN. There are TWO of us. ONE of whom cannot run any machines (ME!). So, my poor co worker is probably STILL there trying to get the work done. At 330 when I left, it wasn't even done SAMPLING the specimens yet. Yeah........uh.....that sucks, dude.

In other news...here's a story about how shit on a Sunday can carry over to Monday.
There's this girl...we'll call her Barbie. Barbie has this boyfriend, we'll call him Ken, that no one really likes. Not Barbie's family, friends...no one. They've had a rocky relationship. Ken is kind of a jealous asshole. Always makes Barbie account for where she is going, who she's with, and God help her if there is *gasp!* a MAN in the bunch! Oh no! Barbie has so little regard and respect for her relationship that she might be over come with lust and strip naked and jump on this or any other random penis in the room!!! (that's seriously what Ken thinks).

Well, last night, our Barbie gets a PHONE CALL. From Ken's EX GIRLFRIEND. Who tells her that things aren't really in the EX category. Ken, of course, doesn't want to talk about it. He says "it's not like it was the whole time we were together". And then, Ken just stops answering his phone!!!! WTF??? Does he care about Barbie or not?? (sounds like an 'or not' to me) The kicker is...the ex girlfriend is also the mother of his child, so it's not like he can swear to never speak to her again. So, Barbie is devastated, and confused, and hurt. Safe to say her Monday is fucked. I am pretty sure she took the day off work. So, long story short...Sunday is almost as much of a bitch as Monday. I'm watching you, Sunday.


Oh, you want to know more about Barbie and Ken?? I don't know much more. I hope Barbie wises up and kicks Ken to the curb...but girls like Barbie, don't like to be alone. So she just might end up taking his STD infected ass back. Here's a tip, Barbie, go to the clinic, get yourself checked, and wrap it up!