As the first Spring Foward Monday of 2010, you suck. My body is not fooled by your hocus pocus time moving wizardry. My body knows that it's still only 5 am!
Kiss my ass for the rest of the week, and probably next. More sunlight in the day is not really worth it, when I want to sleep. I hate going to work in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
Anyway. You want to know why else I hate you today Monday? Painful Lady Business testing, that's why. Eat shit and die. And give me a hysterectomy before you're done.
On an up note (shocking!) Phil found a nice blog that said some really cool things about his first band, Red Sky. He was all sorts of excited, and was dying to show it off. So you get one cool point, Monday. One point only.
Don't let it go to your head.
About Me
- Nikki
- Nikki is 33, and has a job that allows her weekends and holidays off. It's paradise, except for that douche-y ass clown, MONDAY. It ruins everything, and plunges Nicole into deep depression every time it rolls around. Monday has even begun to affect Nicole's enjoyment of Sunday. Poor, innocent, Sunday, whose only crime is coming before Monday. Fuck you, Monday. Share your evil Monday stories with me at NMiodus@gmail.com!
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