Monday, you are Satan.

Dear Monday,
Can we please, please just one time have a good start?? Hiding my keys at 0645 is not a cool joke, even if you are Ashton Kutcher. Not fun.
Kthxbai!

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So, you can see how my day started out. Keys were hiding in my purse, and I had to dump the damn thing out TWICE before they magically appeared. This made me about 5 minutes late for work. Thank God, there were no patients waiting.

Mondays at my job are never fun. We essentially work short, now, on Mondays because our part timer, wised up and said "hey bitches, I am a PART TIMER, give me an extra day off". Monday is the day.
Also, it's the beginning of the new month, so that means, as far as "billing" (that would be me.) is concerned, the old month needs to be closed. I have roughly at least 400 more slips to enter charges on, AND I had a busy patient day, AND I have to help out with some of the more menial "back lab" tasks. (meaning, when our samples get couriered over, I have to help get them entered in the computer and ready for the tech to run the test). Today, at 1:00, the courier drops off TWO coolers full of work. Easily over 40 bags of samples. I literally saw red.

TODAY, Monday, you asshole, was the day EVERY OFFICE was busy. Of course, because that's how it is for me. (I'm not going to get into how shitty it is for my boss---he's the only one who can run the testing because this is MY blog, and if he wants to vent/bitch/cry he can start his own)
So, it's 1:00, and patients are still coming in, so I have to stop accessioning samples and draw patients, and then go back to the computer work, all while I'm starving, because I can't go to lunch until that's done. People, the hungrier I get, the crankier I get, so there was much slamming and cussing, and very loudly heavy sighing, and none of that was getting my work done any faster.

FINALLY at 2, I was free to go stuff my face. And I did. And because it's Monday, and Monday is SATAN, I will gain 30 extra pounds from my lunch.

And all I have to say is:

FUCK YOU MONDAY! Fuck you raw with a chainsaw you fucking bitch!